The Labyrinth, a Jim Henson film from the 80s, is a personal favorite of mine. It’s funny, it’s got catchy songs, and it’s a more innocent adventure film than any hero-must-save-__ movie that’s come out in the last 10 years.
In the movie, teenage Jennifer Connelly plays Sarah, a young girl who has a psychotic break and thinks she must defeat an evil legging-wearing Goblin King’s labyrinth to rescue her baby brother. (JK Jim Henson, I love the film! There’s no psychotic break, but there is a codpiece in those leggings.)
After her parents leave, Sarah has an angsty teenage tantrum about a stuffed bear that’s been taken from her room for her baby half-brother (side note: if you pay careful attention, almost everything you see in her room later plays a role in the labyrinth). Annoyed by her brother’s incessant crying, Sarah wishes for the Goblin King to take him away (drama queen). The Goblin King–who can also turn into an owl for some reason– fulfills her request (how nice). Sarah immediately changes her mind (ugh, teenagers!!). And the King tells Sarah she has 13 hours to get to his castle in the center of the labyrinth to save her brother before he is turned into a goblin (seems reasonable). But the labyrinth keeps messing with her because everything is “not what it seems” (aka the Goblin King is a cheater).
During her journey inside the labyrinth Sarah makes friends with Hoggle, Ludo, and Sir Didymus.
Hoggle–the bumbling mentor– has a face that looks like rocks, loves jewelry, and is kind of a coward when it comes to defying the Goblin King. But he always conveniently shows up at the last minute to grumpily save Sarah, his first/only friend.
Ludo–the trusty sidekick–is a big, furry orange beast with horns, has a two-year-old’s vocabulary (“Sarah,” “fwend,” “oww”), and can summon rocks with a series of weird groans, which comes in handy when the characters are in desperate need of weapons to fight goblins or stepping stones to cross a smelly bog.
Sir Didymus–the comic relief/soldier–is a little fox-type creature with a moustache who takes his job as defender of the bridge very seriously. He speaks like a Shakespearean Knight and is always down for a fight.
Before she reaches the castle, Sarah must defeat:
1. Creepy orange bird things that surround and antagonize her, threatening to rip her head off (it’s a little bit of a queen of hearts “off with their heads” moment). This is my least favorite part of the movie because I hate birds and these ugly Fiery bird-things can all swap heads and it freaks me out. They look like chickens that have already been digested and then re-feathered (you’re welcome for that mental image).
2. A sleep-inducing peach (an apple is more traditional, but whatever) that the Goblin King forces Hoggle to give Sarah. Sarah falls asleep, steps into a dream bubble, and forgets what she is looking for (I feel like a human child should be more difficult to forget, but okay).
3. Weird/adorable goblin soldiers and David Bowie The Goblin King, Jareth, who only wants Sarah to “fear him, love him, and do as he says.” That’s all. Apparently him trying to kill her multiple times has been a display of his immense generosity.
Sarah is able to defeat them all, rescue Toby (who’s is, ironically, dressed like Where’s Waldo) and return home. And all this happened because her dad and step-mom insisted on Sarah babysitting during their date night (and also because Sarah’s choice in literature comes to life in a puppet-filled fantasy adventure).
Is it all in her head? Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. Either way, it’s fun to watch.
There is also an adorable worm in a scarf, talking knockers (on doors, door knockers!) and many other strange/silly characters inside the labyrinth. It’s a musical comedy about a young girl looking for her brother and finding herself (OMG, I should have been the PR person for this [if I had been alive when it was made]).